Welcome! It's time for some all original Keith humour!

What did the strawberry say to the sad blueberry?
You look blue, berry."

What did the guy cucumber say to the girl cucumber?
"You look cute, cumber."

What did the Pharoah raspberry say to the slave strawberry?
"Get me some straw, berry!"

What did the doctor watermelon say to the sick raspberry?
"Looks like you've got a rasp, berry"

Cue laughter.