Due to pressure from someone who doesn't even know it:

Mr. Keith needs to stop being such a mean guy. He doesn't seem to care about others and the only thing on his mind is getting lunch time over with! I hate lunch time.

Keith needs some luv... ...waiting...

Keith needs to say something about Andy's mom. Andy's mom is a very nice person.

KEITH NEEDS KNIFE It's hard to eat lunch quickly without one.

Keith needs to go for somebody like Paris Hilton or Pink. I've heard they don't bother with lunch at all.

Keith needs to stop making the effort to get along with his father. My father likes his lunches slow and steady. He doesn't understand that it's not actually a Tortise vs. Hare race.

Keith needs the carbs. But not at lunchtime.