A hilarious story that my friend Lexie wrote :D:

Once upon a blustery day, in a zoo in never-never land, there lived an elephant names Reanna. She was a very gargantuan elephant. She was also very upset. She was grey like all the other elephants. She wants to be a different color. So, one day, she talked to the zoo keeper.

"SNBort zzokjasefmn" She said.

"Hey Eddies" Said the zookeeper to the boss, "I think the elephant is trying to talk to us!"

He took out his guide to elephant reading for dummies.

"She wants a pink shemon lemon flop....er....she wants to paint her nails pink....er.....NO, WAIT, she wants to be painted pink!"

He looked at his boss, his brow furrowed like the fields that farmers had.

"Should we paint her?"

The boss, names Ytsen said, "Yes, Ill call up my good buddy Ziggy!"

So Ytsen called up Ziggy and Ziggy came to the zoo.

"where's the elephant!" He said gruffly

"There!" said the zookeeper.

"Ok, let me put this nozzle on this one and..AAAAA" Ziggy screamed. He had accidentally sprayed his hair pink.

"Grr, *mumble*" He kind of said.

He put the nozzle on properly and smiled at the elephant.

"OK, ONE...TWO....THREE!!!"

On three he sprayed the elephant. So the elephant was then pink. She smiled at her reflection in the monstrous mirror. She looked fabulous! THE END!

Story by Rachel, a tragedy, with a happy ending :D:

Paul was a young, lonely, greedy giraffe. Paul was lonely because he was greedy and he was greedy because he was soo young he didn't know any better. His mother told him to behave. And his father said be nice. But soon all the little giraffes didn't want to play with paul. And decided to be mean to him. They teased him and ganged up on him and stole his food. One day the zoo keeper(for he lived in a zoo) saw he was thin and got him some extra food. The zoo was out of young giraffe food so the man filled the dish with treats instead. When the other giraffes saw that he had all these treats to himself they ran over and grabbed the dish and then ran away. Paul was very lonely and very hungry he saw a palm tree, and thought very sad thoughts. the tree was taller than he was and there was a boulder beneath it. He looked around. The other little giraffes were quarreling over the last treat and the parents were napping or talking quietly over by the palm grove. This tree was perfect. Now if only I had some rope he said. I wouldn't need food or friends. But giraffes don't ussually own rope and all the vines were kept in the next door monkey enclosesure. Paul was now very sad. No food. No friends. No rope. He wandered over to the other little giraffes and asked if he could play. They were just starting a game of tag.

"If you're it!" replied Fred, the biggest one.

"Ok" said Paul, willing to do anything to play. He played and caught one of the older ones, Bob. Bob caught Fred and the game went on. Paul was so fast that he wasn't 'it' again. And they all got a good dinner that night.

THE END