I have five minutes to write this post. It'd better be good.

I'm drinking Black Cherry Vanilla Coke at the moment. It tastes good, but it'll probably make me feel terrible in the morning. Drinking carbonated drinks just before bed does that to a person. Anyways, I'm going to posts some mysterious thoughts, but they will have a meaning, you just have to think really hard about them...

Sadness causes happiness.

Life is a cycle of variety within repetition.

Green socks are not attractive.

If you are unique, you are outside of the social hierarchy.

One minute is sixty seconds.

Even a fast typer would not be able to complete this post in sixty seconds.